Fredagsgarvet

[peter1959]

Detta utspelade sig på fattighemmet enligt min gamle kompis på den tiden det inte bar sig, den tidens ansikte syns än idag härodär...



Jooo de va så att radion spelade klassisk musik och radiomannen berättade att det nyss spelats
ett stycke av Schröder i fiss moll.....


Då ropade mor Anna gällt : Va sa han på radion ?


gamle Perikles svarade : tyckte han sa att de hittat ett luder i en pissmoj på söder...

 

[peter1959]

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[peter1959]

Åter dags för ett fredagsgarv, det förra blev ju lite förvirrande då jag missade att skriva :

..hör vad det ljuder..ett stycke i fiss moll av schröder....då stämmer rimmet lite bättre, fölåt.

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Hoppas denna dagens illustration kan ge lite glödje o funderingar...

 

[Raskesven]

The nature of politics
----------------------

Son: "Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask
you a question?"

Father: "Sure son. What's the question?"

Son: "What is Politics?"

Father: "Well, let's take our home for an example. I am the
wage earner, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mother
is the administrator of money, so we'll call her
Government. We take care of your need, so let's call you
The People. We'll call the Maid The Working
Class and your brother we can call The Future. Do you
understand son?"

Son: "I'm not really sure, dad. I'll have to think about it."

That night: Awakened by his brother's crying, the boy went to see
what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously
soiled his nappy the boy went to his parents' room and
found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's
room, where peeking through the keyhole, he saw his
father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went
totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy
returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next
morning he reported to his father.

Son: "Dad, now I think I understand what politics is."

Father: "Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?"

Son: "Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working
Class, Government is sound asleep, the People are being
completely ignored and the Future is in deep shit!"


Raskesven

 

[lortopalt]

LoL! Den var riktigt bra